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August 04, 2006

Is Black Back?

Leesburg Today is reporting Dick Black is contemplating a comeback, having collected about $15,000 in contributions in the first six months of this year, much of it from developers. That’s not exactly a flood of money, but you don’t collect money for nothing. And of course, he had a closing balance of $85,000.

During the campaign, he made the point that he was 100% behind his gubernatorial candidate. But now,

Black said he ran nine contested elections and the one he lost just happened to be during the “absolute worst” presidential approval rating and a weak gubernatorial candidate in former Attorney General Jerry Kilgore. He credited Gov. Timothy M. Kaine (D) with his “keen awareness” that Loudoun was an important county in which to make a presence to get elected.

“The party had reached an ebb,” Black said of the GOP.

Well said. Neither Sen. Mark Herring or Del. David Poisson seemed concerned. Personally, I think a Black would make a tough opponent.

(Please, please, let Black run again.)

Sunnis vs. Shiites

Army generals were asked yesterday about the violence in Iraq and said that they feared the country might be moving towards a civil war.

The Bush administration, of course, doesn’t want to use that term and reportedly said privately after the general’s appearance that the violence that claims about 100 Iraqi lives a day doesn’t qualify as a civil war.

The administration also said it has established an office that will determine, in fact, when and if a civil war has commenced. The first proclamation from the office was that a civil war cannot be declared before the opposing sides have chosen a uniform color.

“A civil war requires one side wear blue uniforms and the other side wear gray ones,” said Karl Rove, who has been assigned the task of outlining the parameters of a civil war. “Until then, the violence only qualifies as “making steady progress.”

Rove has authorized Vice President Dick Cheney to approve a no-bid contract to Halliburton to manufacture 3 million of each colored uniform just in case a civil war erupts. The contract includes a 50% premium due to the “rush” nature of the bid.

Meanwhile, trying to identify who is blue and who is gray has proved a challenge for the administration. Therefore, President Bush is sending Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on an undercover mission to Iraq. She will attempt to infiltrate both sides of the conflict. Depending on who treats her best will help determine who is blue and who is gray.

With the civil war imminent, President Bush determined that now is the perfect time to take a vacation. He originally planned to enjoy his summer home in Mobile, Ala., before Mr. Rove reminded him he didn’t have a home there, but should a civil war break out, Mr. Rove will find a suitable property to buy there.

Thus, Mr. Bush is planning a 10-day respite at his Crawford, Texas ranch. Should a civil war break out in Iraq, the Secret Service has a plan to move the president regularly during his vacation to ensure he is at a secure location. The administration is worried that any mention of a civil war might provoke Shiite and Sunni rednecks throughout the South, as well as Texas yahoos. We’ve learned that the vacation hideouts are in Osage, Mosheim, Lime City, Moody and Lorena, all towns in Texas. (Revealing these names does not jeopardize security for the president because nobody knows where teh hell these towns are.)

Cindy Sheehan has offered her recently purchased five acres near the president's ranch to him as an alternative vacation spot. She announced that while he’s there, she could not gurantee that a civil war would not commence.

Meanwhile, Pentagon officials are trying to dissuade Sec. Donald Rumsfeld from planning an attack on Atlanta with a Boy Scout troop and a box of matches.

Hundreds of Thousands Strong

And these would be who we're fighting for?

August 03, 2006

Beginning of the End

Nathan over at Moral Contradictions sums up accurately why I’ve been pretty silent lately. I, too. am overwhelmed.

Overwhelmed by the absurdity of our country’s foreign policy and overwhelmed when I think of what it portends for my children’s future. Our reaction to the latest Middle East War is absolutely terrifying. We have again elevated the most extreme elements of the Muslim world by our inability to see the big picture.

The Bush administration’s view is that “we are at war with terrorists,” as if describing the tactics of the most radical Islamists accurately describes what is happening. A war against terrorism implies that the other side is waging a war for terrorism. They are not. They have goals that are served by their terrorism, and it is those goals, if not the tactics, that are shared by many Arab Muslims. If the goal is the destruction of Israel, we should oppose it. But most Muslims in the Arab world, weary of 60 years of fighting, would be willing to accept Israel’s existence in exchange for a land for the Palestinians and help to restore their economy. Now we must add Lebanon to the list of economies that must be restored. Lebanon, the one democracy bordering Israel that did not attack it during the 1967 war.

This conflict is reported as one that began with the capture of two Israeli soldiers. The other day a Lexis -Nexis search found more than 40 stories over the past month in The Washington Post alone that referred to those two soldiers. Most of those references pegged that act as the start of the conflict, while ignoring even the short-term larger picture.

On June 24, the day before Hamas' cross-border raid, Israel made an incursion of its own, capturing two Palestinians that it said were members of Hamas (something Hamas denied—L.A. Times, 6/25/06). This incident received far less coverage in U.S. media than the subsequent seizure of the Israeli soldier; the few papers that covered it mostly dismissed it in a one-paragraph brief (e.g., Chicago Tribune, 6/25/06), while the Israeli taken prisoner got front-page headlines all over the world. It's likely that most Gazans don’t share U.S. news outlets' apparent sense that captured Israelis are far more interesting or important than captured Palestinians.

The situation in Lebanon is also more complicated than its portrayal in U.S. media, with the roots of the current crisis extending well before the July 12 capture of two Israeli soldiers by Hezbollah. A major incident fueling the latest cycle of violence was a May 26, 2006 car bombing in Sidon, Lebanon, that killed a senior official of Islamic Jihad, a Palestinian group allied with Hezbollah. Lebanon later arrested a suspect, Mahmoud Rafeh, whom Lebanese authorities claimed had confessed to carrying out the assassination on behalf of Mossad (London Times, 6/17/06).

Israel denied involvement with the bombing, but even some Israelis are skeptical. "If it turns out this operation was effectively carried out by Mossad or another Israeli secret service," wrote Yediot Aharonot, Israel’s top-selling daily (6/16/06; cited in AFP, 6/16/06), "an outsider from the intelligence world should be appointed to know whether it was worth it and whether it lays groups open to risk."

Meanwhile, voices cry out for a solution to the real source of the conflict, voices such as Brent Scowcroft, Jimmy Carter, and Abdullah Gul, the foreign minister of another U.S. friend we are alienating, Turkey.

Yet this administration continues to talk about not giving in to the terrorists, without recognizing, let alone address, the larger concerns of Palestinians.

Driving the Bush administration’s policy is both this simplistic view of the Middle East crisis and craven politics that is sure to fail.

Republicans are hoping a strong defense of Israel translates into greater support among Jewish voters this fall, but the biggest political benefits are likely to come long after the 2006 campaign concludes, according to political and demographic experts studying Jewish voting trends.

The Jewish group proving most receptive to Republican overtures over the past decade is among the smallest: Orthodox Jews. Right now, they account for roughly 10 percent of the estimated 5.3 million Jews in the United States, hardly enough to tip most elections.

No matter the size or the politics of younger Jews today, the larger picture shows that American Jews are, on the whole, not to be had at such a shallow and cheap price.
The attachment of American Jews to Israel has weakened measurably in the last two years, a recent survey demonstrates, continuing a long-term trend visible during the past decade and a half.

The weakening is apparent in almost every measure of Jewish connection to Israel except for interest in travel to Israel, which showed a slight uptick, and a handful of others that were unchanged. Respondents were less likely than in comparable earlier surveys to say they care about Israel, talk about Israel with others or engage in a range of pro-Israel activities.

Strikingly, there was no parallel decline in other measures of Jewish identification, including religious observance and communal affiliation.

This is from a survey over a year old, but for years, surveys have shown that American Jews are not knee-jerk supporters of every tactic of the Israeli government.
Jews in the United States and Israel sharply disagree over the creation of an independent Palestinian state, with American Jews heavily in favor of the idea and Israelis much more deeply divided, according to new polls conducted by the Los Angeles Times and Israel's Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper.

American Jews approve of an independent Palestinian state, 68% to 19%. Israelis, by contrast, split, with 44% approving and 49% disapproving, including 34% who strongly oppose the idea. In both countries, more than two-thirds of those polled believe that a Palestinian state is likely to be created whether they like it or not.

But craven politics is what you can expect from this administration, and alas, from most Democrats, Congressman Jim Moran being the notable exception. His support for a more equitable Middle East solution, of course, has earned him the wrath of some Jewish organizations’ leaders. Which is probably why more people don’t speak out against Israel’s action, such as this completely counter-productive onslaught in Lebanon.

Is Newt Gingrich right? Are we at World War III’s doorstep? If so, once Iran gets the bomb, does anyone think there will anything but losers?

As long as we look at the Middle East as a conflict as being “against terrorism” and little else, we doom our children to a world where no one anywhere is free from fear.

August 02, 2006

Are We in Kansas? Indeed

Before we get too excited about this,

Conservative Republican John Bacon kept his seat by besting two pro-evolution challengers, as did another conservative incumbent, Ken Willard.
So it appears that about half of Kansans are morons; they're just not in control of the Board of Education anymore.